Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh