How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.