How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.