How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower