How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!