How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.