How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.