What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Dog Turd Jokes More Dog Turd Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.