What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."