How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)