What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!