What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Previous Random Joke Next
Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.