What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.