What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify

How do you spell badly?

With a broken magic wand.