How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.