How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.