Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!