Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one