Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!