What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*