How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Uganda Jokes More Uganda Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling