They take things literally.
On a pun.
No pun in ten did!
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Who else invents things?
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.
Because they always take things literally
A kleptomaniac!