Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally