What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo