What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !