What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked