What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails