How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer