How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

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What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin?

She's trans-parent.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it