How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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What are you allergic to?

and can tell them Plant Spern

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why are parents boring?

Because they're groan-ups.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!