How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.