It is now a parent.
Because his boots were at the menders !
Barq's Root Beer.
It swags its tail.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Because he knew his parents will make him return it.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
She gives birth to a boy.
