Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Give her a couple of test tickles...
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
A lesbian with a hard on.
it doesn't need cleaned.
fun!
envelope
I got the f out of the way.
All the way to the crash site!
They're both easily spread.
Memementos
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
A golden receiver!
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Because of the taliban
On television !
Wire haired terriers !!
