How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre