How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..