What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles?

So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Amnesia Jokes More Amnesia Jokes

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!