Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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Why are parents boring?

Because they're groan-ups.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.