Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.