How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

x-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!