How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

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What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

x-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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