How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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The type of gas used.

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a nail gun!

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Tomb it may concern.

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M80

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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