What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!