How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.