How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.