Ballerina Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a child molesting know-it-all?

A wikipediaphile

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!