What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.