What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.