What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.