Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.