How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju