How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper