Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.