Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.