Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.