What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"