What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

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Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

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What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.