What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans