What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper