What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Previous Random Joke Next
Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp