What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp