How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.