How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

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What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.