How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.