Han Solo Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

Applause Jokes More Applause Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

Boba Fett Jokes More Boba Fett Jokes

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.