Han Solo Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Han So-high.

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

How much for the mirror?

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