Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?