How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.