How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

18 Hole Jokes More 18 Hole Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!