How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew