How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

18 Hole Jokes More 18 Hole Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.