What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."