What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

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What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...