How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.