How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."