They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
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A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
To not wake the audience.
No one should be that happy.
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They all left.
Because the prices are so steep
A: They went on stroke.
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
He writes scary stories.
They quit smoking.
Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer
M: Linda.
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
They have no soul...
The Saxons!
A nervous wreck.
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
You can say sorry at a funeral.
