They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
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A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
To not wake the audience.
No one should be that happy.
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They all left.
Cuz you my BOO"
No boos for me.
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"
She answered "About an inch".
Shaking Bad.
I prefer both of them shaken
His lips are moving
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
It didn't peso well.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Its the only place she can get love.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.