They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
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To not wake the audience.
No one should be that happy.
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They all left.
Because they've no pockets to put things in !
They use astro knots.
Because he cauterize.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Two octopuses shaking hands.
The windows milk shake!
A rubber band.
Around the ankles and wrists :D
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
Ready, aim, make the FIRE!
Bullets For My Valentine
A bullet.
Homeless
A rock-czar
Nut and bolt
Because she can't stand up.