Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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How would you say you handle job pressure?

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.