Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!