How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!